Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Oy, that is stupids.

[speeding]

Ahahah, I know, right? It was kind of ridiculous.

[treeleopardess]

Where'd you find a strip club?

[speeding]

You want the Hooters, the Gentlemen's Club or the Chippendales, B?

Watch him pointedly ignore the most obvious things to get indignant about XD

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

.......

You got arrested?

Aahahaha <3 Dash is not the sole of tact

[speeding]

Yep. Thrown in the slammer. Tossed in the clink.

Caught by the man.

Wanna see my prison tats?

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

What's jaywalking?

And what's a strip joint?

We can smash stuff?

Dash, contributing to the delinquency of minors....

[speeding]

You know those lines on the street at street corners, B+? You're supposed to cross the street walking between those.

Jaywalking is when you don't cross between those, but cross somewhere else.

A strip joint is where people take their clothes off for money.

Yeah, seems like it!

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

If you're able to walk still, you ain't doing it right!

[speeding]

We caught caught mid rampage. Shiro busted us out all Robin Hood style, so we're back to our nefarious doings.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

Ah, you must have been the person who was incarcerated with Mister Cross yesterday evening.

[speeding]

Thaaat would be me. Cross and I were just getting on a roll, too.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

You know what? Where's our money?

We pop out of cocoons naked on a regular basis - some more than others - so where's our paycheck?

Stripjoint, schmipjoint!

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

My goodness, Miss Kitty...

[speeding]

Ahahah.

I am so totally with you there. I demand compensation for the naked goopy awkwardness!

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Strip joints and booze!?

[speeding]

Hell yeah! And gambling!

What more could a man ask for, right?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

As a representative of your family, I must humbly insist upon NO WAY.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

So that's TWO people in trouble when I see them next.

[speeding]

Ah heh heh... I'm so doomed aren't I, Luce?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I still don't think what we did to get arrested was illegal. I feel like I used to do that all the time!

[speeding]

Jaywalking. I'm pretty sure I did it all the time too. It's like the lamest crime and no one ever gets in trouble for it. Except, apparently, us.

[misterbluesky.livejournal.com]

Jaywalking, in the City of Sin?

...huh. Guess I'll be sticking to the crosswalks between games from now on.

[speeding]

Yeah, I know right? Totally "what the fuck?"

Sounds like a good plan to me, bro.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they wouldn't want anyone to taint the imagine of their lovely city.

[speeding]

Ahahah, yeah, taint the image of Vegas.

I like you dude.

[mitochondriaaya.livejournal.com]

But, it's the rest of those that are illegal...

[speeding]

Yeah well, don't ask me why they chose the jaywalking to slam us for.