Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[speeding]

Well the first two are chicks, the second is guys. Gentleman's Club is like, the classy way of saying strip joint anyway.

[treeleopardess]

Huh.

There aren't any places with both?

[speeding]

Uh. I dunno. There might be? I'm guessing you'll probably only find one or the other though. I could give you directions to Hooters and Chippendales?

[treeleopardess]

...what the hell. Go ahead and give me directions to both.

Did either of them seem like the type of place I'd get harassed? I'm not really in the mood for dealing with that right now.

[speeding]

Okay well, if you're going down the man strip, turn down east Tropicana for Hooters.

For Chippendales, go north along the strip and head west on Flamingo road.

You might get harassed at Hooters? But honestly probably not. Chippendales is for the ladies and the gents you like gents so you should be good there.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Why don't they give out pamphlets for this stuff? Damn I need to crash those joints before the place changes again.

[speeding]

I dunno! It should seriously be part of Vegas 101! But I'm just doing my civic duty and putting it out there.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Seriously, it is much appreciated.

[speeding]

Sure thing buddy! I mean, I know I'd want someone to put out that vital info, if roles were reversed.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Some of us just aren't that great at the whole map thing. Ask Kanin if you don't believe me.