speeding: (Ummm // I think I skipped class that day)
Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

speeding: (Yeah huh // so much better than YOU)
Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.
speeding: (Holy crap // RETREAT)
Hey. Guys?

Zombies ate my pizza.

Also. Um. What the hell? I'm pretty sure I played this game. It was a lot more fun when the zombies were, you know, on screen.

In other news. Sky, I haven't seen you buddy, check in? Goes for like... Everyone. Luce, FM, Cross, Gramps, B, Kanin, B+, Big G, Spike... People, I want to know you are not eaten by zombies.

T, Want, now would be a great time to come back. idon'twanttobetheonlyonewhoknowswhatthesethingsare. fuck i hope this isn't the level with pyramid head.


((OOC: Strikes readable))
speeding: (Hey psst // Maybe that's not a good idea)
[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.
speeding: (This is ow // not cool)
[The writing is pretty sloppy and messy, hastily scribbled]

Ow. Fuck. Ow.

Dear 'Sphere,

Medics? Gonna come down and uh... Yeah. Have some broken fingers.

Note to the interested: don't poke Praise.

Yeah, yeah, shut up, I'll be laughing too when I get painkillers.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord.

speeding: (bitch please)
Dear 'Sphere,

I get that Wookies are awesome. I do. In fact, I'll be the first person to say Chewie kicks ass.

But what I don't get is that if you're going to dress me up as someone from Star Wars, why did it have to be the Wookie? Why not Han Solo? Obi Wan? Heck, even Darth?

Why a Wookie?

Next time I demand to be the cool handsome space smuggler. Not the shaggy side kick.

Best Regards,
Your Evil Overlord.

P.S. I appreciate you picking Wookie over Ewok. Seriously I do. But come on.

P.P.S. No, making my unicorn able to laugh at me isn't helping.

((OOC: Yep. Chewbacca.))
speeding: (Oh god // I feel sick)
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.
speeding: (Kicked puppy look)
Um.

Yeah.

To the girl I met this morning? I'm really sorry.

Yeah, that's all really. Carry on.

No one even start okay?

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