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( Nightmares aren't real )

[Reactions or offlines welcome! I would have waited until the second event but I'll be out of town by then so, I apologize for the spam.]

Cross's journal isn't working anymore.

And my name is ~~Thomas~~ Tommy.

Twin, I'm gonna come over and crash.

Hey, anyone seen Code?

And how long have I been gone? Not to be cliche or anything, but what day is it? Month? Year?

Dear Fishbowl,

Stay the fuck out of our heads. You've been a a very bad, bad tree.

Heads up anyone who got either of my dreams, lucky you. Try not to go sharing. I know they say it's caring and all, but in this case I promise you it isn't. Fred you're excused, you couldn't know.

Over and out,

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is. Trust me on this. And you're welcome. Not that anyone listens to me.

P.P.S. Rabbit, Code, Alchemy, Big G? Need to talk to the four of you in person. Wolverine, same thing, different reason.

((OOC: Dash's dreams in order were Nobody (2), Pinky, Wolverine (2), and Cross (3).))

[Once again hastily written.]

J or Red: I need medical at park island now.

Sight and smell. Reference, Young Avengers Presents 3, pages 11-18

( Not in my voca-- )

Seriously did I enter the twilight zone? Because I only understand about one word in ten you freaks are using.

Don't make me crack open a can of moonspeak on yo butts.

Pity da foo'.

[Added a little later]

Seriously, can anyone write normally? Like, anyone? Code, please tell me you can translate some of this gobbledy gook.

And don't tell me here if you're going to take ten pages to answer "yes" or "no".

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

~~Dear Sphere,~~

Y'know, fuck it. No letter from me. You've been a very bad tree.

Who wants to go live it up in Hollywood? It's nearly as awesome as Vegas.

Plus a chance to renew my game supply. Someone rigged my 360. I swear it's the only reason he beats me at Mario Kart. I need a clean system.

Cheater.

( Twenty twenty twenty four hours to gooo, I wanna be sedated, nothing to do nowhere to go-oo-oh, I wanna be sedated... )

Dear Tree,

I think we're on nickname basis by now, yes? You don't mind if I call you Tree, right? I mean, with the way you treat us like your bitches, I think the whole formality thing is pretty moot.

So, right, on topic. Thanks for the shiny, but really, what's with your recent obsession with clothing? Gothic Lolita? Togas? Sailor uniforms?

Can I at least have my goddamn underwear back?

No fucking love,

Evil Overlord

P.S. Sky, Cross, I got one of the mystical sparklestones. One of you two wanna hold my hand while I follow the white rabbit? ~~Want said it's a good idea to only use these when you have someone there.~~

[Several blots and scribbles where there's a false start he's completely scratched out]

Dear Sphere,

~~Fuck you~~ ~~Go to hell~~ ~~Send me~~

Your sense of humor sucks.

Sky, Cross, Shiro, I'm not coming home for a bit. I'll be around. Might check out the island. Seeya later.

-Dash

B+? I really, really hope that was your evil twin that tried to kill me. Cause otherwise I have no clue what I did to piss you off. ~~I am so lucky I'm fast or I would be dead meat. What the hell is with strong little girls?!~~

Um. In other news. Scythe wielding maniacs are now part of the sphere? This is just getting out of hand, people.

I'd go hide under the coach... But. Um.

Sky?

I blew up the coach. No, I didn't touch your stuff. I don't know how I did it. It was sort of totally awesome though.

[A short time later]

It would be pretty wicked if I had an evil twin actually, come to think of it. I mean, other then Want.