Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

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Comments

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I still don't think what we did to get arrested was illegal. I feel like I used to do that all the time!

[speeding]

Jaywalking. I'm pretty sure I did it all the time too. It's like the lamest crime and no one ever gets in trouble for it. Except, apparently, us.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

The police never cared...that I remember. Only when bugger I can't remember. It's a stupid reason to be thrown in the clink!

[speeding]

Yeah I totally agree with you there dude. Mannequin cops are stinkin' pigs.