speeding: (Yeah huh // so much better than YOU)
Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord


P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.
speeding: (Hey pizza what's up?)
Adventurer report: being official and crap.

Wilderness has changed once again. It looks like pretty much food for miles.

You know, boss, I suck at this forms in triplicate crap. I'm just gonna call it--food people. Lots and lots of food.

Dibs on the pizza!

Cross, you totally have to get down to the Wilderness like, five minutes ago.

IMPORTANT UPDATE. THEY HAVE TACOS.
speeding: (Fast talking)
Dear Sphere,

Y'know, fuck it. No letter from me. You've been a very bad tree.

Who wants to go live it up in Hollywood? It's nearly as awesome as Vegas.

Plus a chance to renew my game supply. Someone rigged my 360. I swear it's the only reason he beats me at Mario Kart. I need a clean system.

Cheater.
speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
speeding: (Moar magic hands)
B+? I really, really hope that was your evil twin that tried to kill me. Cause otherwise I have no clue what I did to piss you off. I am so lucky I'm fast or I would be dead meat. What the hell is with strong little girls?!

Um. In other news. Scythe wielding maniacs are now part of the sphere? This is just getting out of hand, people.

I'd go hide under the coach... But. Um.

Sky?

I blew up the coach. No, I didn't touch your stuff. I don't know how I did it. It was sort of totally awesome though.

[A short time later]


It would be pretty wicked if I had an evil twin actually, come to think of it. I mean, other then Want.
speeding: (I feel the need...)
((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))

Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.

Medical Island )

Marketplace )


Next up! Post office and Farmland.

Post Office )

Farmland )


Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.

Music Room )

Race Track )


Park and State Aquarium

Park )

State Aquarium )


Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.

Dojo )
Hot Springs )


Houskeeping and Paper Factory

Housekeeping )

Paper Factory )


Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island

Ikea )

Workshops )

Unnamed Island )


Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island

Crystala )

Lighthouse )

That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.

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