Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

You know what? Where's our money?

We pop out of cocoons naked on a regular basis - some more than others - so where's our paycheck?

Stripjoint, schmipjoint!

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

My goodness, Miss Kitty...

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I think she has a point.

I wouldn't mind being paid to give the ladies what they want.

What do you want the most, Princess? ♥

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

A better understanding of my own past.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

... You're no fun.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

Between yourself and Mister Ghost I have had enough thinly-veiled innuendo occur at my expense to last me several lifetimes, Mister Chosen. On this subject I will never be any fun, as you put it.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Man, you could at least not sound like an old lady when you reject a little fun.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

I believe my definition of fun to be fitting a woman of my class.

[speeding]

Ahahah.

I am so totally with you there. I demand compensation for the naked goopy awkwardness!