Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

I'm sure they wouldn't want anyone to taint the imagine of their lovely city.

[speeding]

Ahahah, yeah, taint the image of Vegas.

I like you dude.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

It's got such an amazing reputation, you know. I'm sure it would hurt business if they made it seem disreputa - oh, wait . . .

Out of curiosity . . . what were you cheating at?

[speeding]

Yep. I mean, what would people think if there was crime and infamy in Vegas?

Oh. You know. Everything.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

They'd just be horrified. I know I would be.

I hope you were cheating well, young man.

[speeding]

Yeah. Think of the neighborhood watch freaking out over this. Property value's gonna plummet. Doom and everything.

Yes sir. Wouldn't want to do that sort of thing half-heartedly. That's just bad form.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

Whatever will the various hotels/casinos/etc. do with themselves?

I'm glad to hear it. Poorly conducted cheating is a stain upon society. You must have learned from a master.