speeding: (Yeah baby // how cool I think I am)
Dear Tree,

Normally I would be bitching at you for your antics, precocious and unwanted as they have been. But you stuck me in an elevator with two babes and a talking cat, I can't actually complain about the babes part.

You get a pass.

This time.

-Love,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Hey Cross, you rented my room out yet? Sold my stuff? 'Cause if so I'm bumming the couch.
speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.
speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
speeding: (Yes I'm pretty)
Dear Fishbowl,

Sending the elevator to some weird abandoned city Island and stranding me there was, frankly, not cool.

That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. And that place was creepy.

Regards,

Your Evil Overlord

((OOC: Dash doesn't know about Want, Throne and Ran yet.))
speeding: (Ummm // I think I skipped class that day)
Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

speeding: (Hey psst // Maybe that's not a good idea)
[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

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