speeding: (Hey pizza what's up?)
Adventurer report: being official and crap.

Wilderness has changed once again. It looks like pretty much food for miles.

You know, boss, I suck at this forms in triplicate crap. I'm just gonna call it--food people. Lots and lots of food.

Dibs on the pizza!

Cross, you totally have to get down to the Wilderness like, five minutes ago.

IMPORTANT UPDATE. THEY HAVE TACOS.
speeding: (Yes I'm pretty)
Dear Fishbowl,

Sending the elevator to some weird abandoned city Island and stranding me there was, frankly, not cool.

That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. And that place was creepy.

Regards,

Your Evil Overlord

((OOC: Dash doesn't know about Want, Throne and Ran yet.))
speeding: (Yeah huh // so much better than YOU)
Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.
speeding: (I feel the need...)
((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))

Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.

Medical Island )

Marketplace )


Next up! Post office and Farmland.

Post Office )

Farmland )


Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.

Music Room )

Race Track )


Park and State Aquarium

Park )

State Aquarium )


Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.

Dojo )
Hot Springs )


Houskeeping and Paper Factory

Housekeeping )

Paper Factory )


Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island

Ikea )

Workshops )

Unnamed Island )


Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island

Crystala )

Lighthouse )

That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.

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