Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Why don't they give out pamphlets for this stuff? Damn I need to crash those joints before the place changes again.

[speeding]

I dunno! It should seriously be part of Vegas 101! But I'm just doing my civic duty and putting it out there.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Seriously, it is much appreciated.

[speeding]

Sure thing buddy! I mean, I know I'd want someone to put out that vital info, if roles were reversed.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Some of us just aren't that great at the whole map thing. Ask Kanin if you don't believe me.