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So. Um. Apparently I have an evil twin some kind of mental disorder?

Or really selective amnesia?

Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.

Underline all that apply.

But I seriously can't remember.

What did I do?

Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?

Young Avengers don't kill.

That mean something to anyone else?

Also I am the pimp, even the damn tree thinks so.

Speaking of which, it's kinda no wonder it took out the bookstore. Am I the only one who remembers what happened with Ran? Obviously the tree doesn't like books. Man, this place is going to get all Farhenheit 451 on us, isn't it?

((ooc: strikes readable for a while, then blacked out later.))

Dear Tree,

Normally I would be bitching at you for your antics, precocious and unwanted as they have been. But you stuck me in an elevator with two babes and a talking cat, I can't actually complain about the babes part.

You get a pass.

This time.

-Love,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Hey Cross, you rented my room out yet? Sold my stuff? 'Cause if so I'm bumming the couch.

Dear Sphere,

Y'know, fuck it. No letter from me. You've been a very bad tree.

Who wants to go live it up in Hollywood? It's nearly as awesome as Vegas.

Plus a chance to renew my game supply. Someone rigged my 360. I swear it's the only reason he beats me at Mario Kart. I need a clean system.

Cheater.

Dear Fishbowl,

If any of the residents of our delightful tree happens to know where one might go about locating a suitable substance for use as a fuel, that would be most delightful.

Especially if it's rocket fuel.

Loves and kisses,

- Your Evil Overlord

P.S. This is totally not to power Dr. Boom's robot minions or anything, I swear.

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

Okay people, am I the only one here who is not full of existential angst and issues? What is with these dreams?

And if anyone starts writing emo poetry in these journals I am so finding them and cutting them, you got me? Yeah, as a favor so you don't have to cut yourself. I'll even post the pictures on myspace for you, I'm that nice.



Seriously though, what was up with immolation-man?


Anyone seen Ran yet?

[Added about half an hour later when Dash is feeling like less of an asshole]

Yeah, okay. Sorry. So I got bit by the "be an ass" bug.

Anyone need help? Kind of restless. Need to do something. Send me on a useless quest or something.

((OOC: Want's dream. <33))