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Dear Tree,
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
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- *event: monsters under your bed,
- c: aniki,
- c: cara,
- c: gene,
- c: mc sniper,
- c: smoke,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- i want my guitar hero,
- in case of doctor boom,
- learning to share 101,
- moonspeak is my business,
- never standing still,
- rocket fuel is an innocent request,
- slowly losing it,
- this is what teenagers do
