Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[speeding]

Maybe we should. I mean the misunderstanding is cute, but seriously, that kind of thing isn't cool to keep up.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

But in persons so no one else can say we shouldn'ts.

You should helps too, you might do it betters.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Fine. As long as you don't scar her for life.