Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

Aahahaha <3 Dash is not the sole of tact

[speeding]

Yep. Thrown in the slammer. Tossed in the clink.

Caught by the man.

Wanna see my prison tats?

<3

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, thanks.

...This place is making people so reckless.

♥♥♥

[speeding]

Oh man, c'mon, don't be uptight.

Live a little.

♥♥♥ x 10!

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Hey, SOMEONE'S got to be sensible and watch out for the rest of you, right?

♥♥♥ x 10000!

[speeding]

No way man. This is Vegas. You leave the sensible at home when you're down here.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

If I'm not the sensible one, who else is going to be, hmm? You all need to be in one piece when we return to the tree, after all.

[speeding]

Hah! Says who? Come on Spike. You're going to get a hernia or something being so serious. It's Vegas.

Live a little.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Ghost has told me that more than once.

... I think I'd rather not make a fool of myself in this instance, though. Maybe I'll try my luck in a casino. MAYBE.

[speeding]

Ever think he has the right of it maybe?

Well that's something I guess.

He knows they're right, he's just too much of a stubborn butt to admit it &hearts;

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: Scratches are well crossed-out soon after being written, but probably long enough for Dash to see them.]]

Sometimes.

Alright, often.

I don't see the fun in making a fool of myself, personally. Of course, I've never actually tried it.