speeding

Okay, poll. Is transmogrified a real word? And what does it mean?

Also, anyone ever heard of a creepy guy named Pandemonium? How about a Memphis Mefeestofeelis M&M Mephistopheles?

And finally who here knows much about Hell? I mean the old, sulfur and brimstone, damned souls, lake of fire place.

Bonus: I look awesome. Cape, helmet, totally badass. Why does it give me such a weird vibe?

((OOC: Strikes are readable. Tommy is dressed like his grandpa AKA Magneto.))

[Scrawled very sloppily and in great haste.]

Cross section 3 now [The 'now' is underlined violently and circled twice.]



[Added in a bit later. Still sloppy but not as much.]

There's a big snake in section 3 that just ate two people, I'm tracking it, I'd like back up. People if you're up in section 3 stay indoors unless you can fight monster snakes, I don't think it's hungry any more but let's not fucking find out, shall we?

Seriously did I enter the twilight zone? Because I only understand about one word in ten you freaks are using.

Don't make me crack open a can of moonspeak on yo butts.

Pity da foo'.

[Added a little later]

Seriously, can anyone write normally? Like, anyone? Code, please tell me you can translate some of this gobbledy gook.

And don't tell me here if you're going to take ten pages to answer "yes" or "no".

Dear Fishbowl,

Sending the elevator to some weird abandoned city Island and stranding me there was, frankly, not cool.

That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. And that place was creepy.

Regards,

Your Evil Overlord

((OOC: Dash doesn't know about Want, Throne and Ran yet.))

Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

Hey. Guys?

Zombies ate my pizza.

Also. Um. What the hell? I'm pretty sure I played this game. It was a lot more fun when the zombies were, you know, on screen.

In other news. Sky, I haven't seen you buddy, check in? Goes for like... Everyone. Luce, FM, Cross, Gramps, B, Kanin, B+, Big G, Spike... People, I want to know you are not eaten by zombies.

T, Want, now would be a great time to come back. idon'twanttobetheonlyonewhoknowswhatthesethingsare. fuck i hope this isn't the level with pyramid head.

((OOC: Strikes readable))

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))

Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.

( Medical Island )

( Marketplace )


Next up! Post office and Farmland.

( Post Office )

( Farmland )


Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.

( Music Room )

( Race Track )


Park and State Aquarium

( Park )

( State Aquarium )


Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.

( Dojo )
( Hot Springs )


Houskeeping and Paper Factory

( Housekeeping )

( Paper Factory )


Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island

( Ikea )

( Workshops )

( Unnamed Island )


Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island

( Crystala )

( Lighthouse )

That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.