Dear Fishbowl,
As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;
All I Want ForChristmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony
As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love,
Your Evil Overlord
As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;
All I Want For
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony
As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love,
Your Evil Overlord
Third Rerun - Break in to the System
Dec. 1st, 2009 03:35 amAdventurer report: being official and crap.
Wilderness has changed once again. It looks like pretty much food for miles.
You know, boss, I suck at this forms in triplicate crap. I'm just gonna call it--food people. Lots and lots of food.
Dibs on the pizza!
Cross, you totally have to get down to the Wilderness like, five minutes ago.
IMPORTANT UPDATE. THEY HAVE TACOS.
Wilderness has changed once again. It looks like pretty much food for miles.
You know, boss, I suck at this forms in triplicate crap. I'm just gonna call it--food people. Lots and lots of food.
Dibs on the pizza!
Cross, you totally have to get down to the Wilderness like, five minutes ago.
IMPORTANT UPDATE. THEY HAVE TACOS.
Second Rerun - Hard day's night
Nov. 25th, 2009 04:21 amDear Fishbowl,
Stay the fuck out of our heads. You've been a a very bad, bad tree.
Heads up anyone who got either of my dreams, lucky you. Try not to go sharing. I know they say it's caring and all, but in this case I promise you it isn't. Fred you're excused, you couldn't know.
Over and out,
-Evil Overlord
P.S. Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is. Trust me on this. And you're welcome. Not that anyone listens to me.
P.P.S. Rabbit, Code, Alchemy, Big G? Need to talk to the four of you in person. Wolverine, same thing, different reason.
((OOC: Dash's dreams in order were Nobody (2), Pinky, Wolverine (2), and Cross (3).))
Stay the fuck out of our heads. You've been a a very bad, bad tree.
Heads up anyone who got either of my dreams, lucky you. Try not to go sharing. I know they say it's caring and all, but in this case I promise you it isn't. Fred you're excused, you couldn't know.
Over and out,
-Evil Overlord
P.S. Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is. Trust me on this. And you're welcome. Not that anyone listens to me.
P.P.S. Rabbit, Code, Alchemy, Big G? Need to talk to the four of you in person. Wolverine, same thing, different reason.
((OOC: Dash's dreams in order were Nobody (2), Pinky, Wolverine (2), and Cross (3).))
First Rerun - Pen Wars
Nov. 5th, 2009 03:03 am[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]
Hey guys [Squiggly line]
[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.
Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't
Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you
And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if
If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy
Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any
[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried)gotta be fa
Thanks again!Get ready to los
((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))
Hey guys [Squiggly line]
[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.
Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't
[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried)
Thanks again!
((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))
Thirty-third Run - Badtouched in the head
Oct. 22nd, 2009 09:28 pmSo. Um. Apparently I have an evil twin some kind of mental disorder?
Or really selective amnesia?
Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.
Underline all that apply.
But I seriously can't remember.
What did I do?
Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?
Or really selective amnesia?
Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.
Underline all that apply.
But I seriously can't remember.
What did I do?
Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?
Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.
My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.
Carry on, peons.
My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.
Carry on, peons.
Twenty-seventh run - FML
Sep. 10th, 2009 03:40 amShow of hands! Who here's been to hell?
Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.
Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.
Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.
This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.
Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.
Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.
Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.
This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.