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speedingThings you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff
Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Jaywalk
Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.
So. The More You Know.
This PSA has been brought to you byG.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.
-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff
Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Jaywalk
Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.
So. The More You Know.
This PSA has been brought to you by
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- not the most competent hero,
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