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Cross's journal isn't working anymore.

And my name is ~~Thomas~~ Tommy.

Twin, I'm gonna come over and crash.

[Suddenly, the page containing this entry appears completely blacked out, as if dipped in a vat of ink!]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;

All I Want For ~~Christmas~~ Dashmas is:
~~-Stop fucking with us~~
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Dear Fishbowl,

Stay the fuck out of our heads. You've been a a very bad, bad tree.

Heads up anyone who got either of my dreams, lucky you. Try not to go sharing. I know they say it's caring and all, but in this case I promise you it isn't. Fred you're excused, you couldn't know.

Over and out,

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is. Trust me on this. And you're welcome. Not that anyone listens to me.

P.P.S. Rabbit, Code, Alchemy, Big G? Need to talk to the four of you in person. Wolverine, same thing, different reason.

((OOC: Dash's dreams in order were Nobody (2), Pinky, Wolverine (2), and Cross (3).))

So. Um. Apparently I have ~~an evil twin~~ some kind of mental disorder?

Or really selective amnesia?

Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.

Underline all that apply.

But I seriously can't remember.

What did I do?

Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?

[Scrawled very sloppily and in great haste.]

Cross section 3 now [The 'now' is underlined violently and circled twice.]

[Added in a bit later. Still sloppy but not as much.]

There's a big snake in section 3 that just ate two people, I'm tracking it, I'd like back up. People if you're up in section 3 stay indoors unless you can fight monster snakes, I don't think it's hungry any more but let's not fucking find out, shall we?

Young Avengers ~~don't kill.~~

That mean something to anyone else?

Also I am the pimp, even the damn tree thinks so.

Speaking of which, it's kinda no wonder it took out the bookstore. ~~Am I the only one who remembers what happened with Ran?~~ Obviously the tree doesn't like books. ~~Man, this place is going to get all Farhenheit 451 on us, isn't it?~~

((ooc: strikes readable for a while, then blacked out later.))

Dear Fishbowl,

Sending the elevator to some weird abandoned city Island and stranding me there was, frankly, not cool.

That's two hours of my life I'll never get back. And that place was creepy.

Regards,

Your Evil Overlord

((OOC: Dash doesn't know about Want, Throne and Ran yet.))

Dear Fishbowl,

If any of the residents of our delightful tree happens to know where one might go about locating a suitable substance for use as a fuel, that would be most delightful.

Especially if it's rocket fuel.

Loves and kisses,

- Your Evil Overlord

P.S. This is totally not to power Dr. Boom's robot minions or anything, I swear.

Dear Sphere -

If you should see a cheetah, please do not freak out. I assure you he is very friendly and will tolerate being petted. Though he could do without cutesy nicknames.

He also has a huge fondness for quiche.

He does not so much like screaming, pointing, things being flung at him, or being kicked at.

This PSA brought to you by ~~G.I. Joe~~

Your Evil Overlord.

Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by ~~G.I. Joe~~ your Evil Overlord.

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

~~T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.~~

[The writing is pretty sloppy and messy, hastily scribbled]

Ow. Fuck. Ow.

Dear 'Sphere,

Medics? Gonna come down and uh... Yeah. Have some broken fingers.

Note to the interested: don't poke Praise.

Yeah, yeah, shut up, I'll be laughing too when I get painkillers.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord.