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( Nightmares aren't real )

[Reactions or offlines welcome! I would have waited until the second event but I'll be out of town by then so, I apologize for the spam.]

Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.

I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.

Dear Fishbowl,

Stay the fuck out of our heads. You've been a a very bad, bad tree.

Heads up anyone who got either of my dreams, lucky you. Try not to go sharing. I know they say it's caring and all, but in this case I promise you it isn't. Fred you're excused, you couldn't know.

Over and out,

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Newbies, there's a lot you have to learn about this place, but here's a protip: asking about some things on the journals isn't as safe as you think it is. Trust me on this. And you're welcome. Not that anyone listens to me.

P.P.S. Rabbit, Code, Alchemy, Big G? Need to talk to the four of you in person. Wolverine, same thing, different reason.

((OOC: Dash's dreams in order were Nobody (2), Pinky, Wolverine (2), and Cross (3).))