Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Oy, that is stupids.

[treeleopardess]

Where'd you find a strip club?

[speeding]

Ahahah, I know, right? It was kind of ridiculous.

[speeding]

You want the Hooters, the Gentlemen's Club or the Chippendales, B?

[treeleopardess]

What's the difference?

[speeding]

Well the first two are chicks, the second is guys. Gentleman's Club is like, the classy way of saying strip joint anyway.

[treeleopardess]

Huh.

There aren't any places with both?

[speeding]

Uh. I dunno. There might be? I'm guessing you'll probably only find one or the other though. I could give you directions to Hooters and Chippendales?

Watch him pointedly ignore the most obvious things to get indignant about XD

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

.......

You got arrested?

Aahahaha <3 Dash is not the sole of tact

[speeding]

Yep. Thrown in the slammer. Tossed in the clink.

Caught by the man.

Wanna see my prison tats?

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

What's jaywalking?

And what's a strip joint?

We can smash stuff?

<3

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Uh, no, thanks.

...This place is making people so reckless.

♥♥♥

[speeding]

Oh man, c'mon, don't be uptight.

Live a little.

♥♥♥ x 10!

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Hey, SOMEONE'S got to be sensible and watch out for the rest of you, right?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

If you're able to walk still, you ain't doing it right!

Dash, contributing to the delinquency of minors....

[speeding]

You know those lines on the street at street corners, B+? You're supposed to cross the street walking between those.

Jaywalking is when you don't cross between those, but cross somewhere else.

A strip joint is where people take their clothes off for money.

Yeah, seems like it!

[speeding]

We caught caught mid rampage. Shiro busted us out all Robin Hood style, so we're back to our nefarious doings.

Blood is taking notes

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

That's real good to know Jogger! If I ever see a street I'll remember that!

And some man stops you if you do that?

...you mean I could go there and run around nakie and people would pay me?

Hee! I need something big to smash stuffs with!

♥♥♥ x 10000!

[speeding]

No way man. This is Vegas. You leave the sensible at home when you're down here.

Dash is so going to get in trouble for this

[speeding]

Awesome. Don't want you arrested little terror.

Yeah, police officers. We don't like cops. The freakin' pigs.

Okay, probably not. 'Cause in a strip joint you have to do this whole song and dance routine, and the ladies there practice a lot, so you should probably leave that to the pros.

Like what?

[treeleopardess]

...what the hell. Go ahead and give me directions to both.

Did either of them seem like the type of place I'd get harassed? I'm not really in the mood for dealing with that right now.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

Ah, you must have been the person who was incarcerated with Mister Cross yesterday evening.

OH YES YOU ARE

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

WTF ARE YOU TELLING MY SISTER?!

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

DASH! STOP CORRUPTING MY SISTER!!!

Only I can do that. GOT IT?

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

You know what? Where's our money?

We pop out of cocoons naked on a regular basis - some more than others - so where's our paycheck?

Stripjoint, schmipjoint!