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Hey, anyone seen Code?

And how long have I been gone? Not to be cliche or anything, but what day is it? Month? Year?

[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]

Hey guys [Squiggly line]

[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.

Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't

~~Hey I was writing that!~~ She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you

~~And you'll ramble around before getting to the point!~~ tell us. We really ~~Ramble? I'll ramble your head!~~ We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if

~~If we 'rumble', you'll lose.~~ you see her, please check on ~~Like you stand a chance.~~ her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, ~~because this guy~~

~~Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you.~~ We'd appreciate it! ~~Oh like you're any~~

[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried) ~~gotta be fa~~

Thanks again! ~~Get ready to los~~

((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))

So. Um. Apparently I have ~~an evil twin~~ some kind of mental disorder?

Or really selective amnesia?

Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.

Underline all that apply.

But I seriously can't remember.

What did I do?

Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?

Young Avengers ~~don't kill.~~

That mean something to anyone else?

Also I am the pimp, even the damn tree thinks so.

Speaking of which, it's kinda no wonder it took out the bookstore. ~~Am I the only one who remembers what happened with Ran?~~ Obviously the tree doesn't like books. ~~Man, this place is going to get all Farhenheit 451 on us, isn't it?~~

((ooc: strikes readable for a while, then blacked out later.))

Seriously did I enter the twilight zone? Because I only understand about one word in ten you freaks are using.

Don't make me crack open a can of moonspeak on yo butts.

Pity da foo'.

[Added a little later]

Seriously, can anyone write normally? Like, anyone? Code, please tell me you can translate some of this gobbledy gook.

And don't tell me here if you're going to take ten pages to answer "yes" or "no".

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

~~Dear Sphere,~~

Y'know, fuck it. No letter from me. You've been a very bad tree.

Who wants to go live it up in Hollywood? It's nearly as awesome as Vegas.

Plus a chance to renew my game supply. Someone rigged my 360. I swear it's the only reason he beats me at Mario Kart. I need a clean system.

Cheater.

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

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Entries tagged with c: codename

Fourth Rerun - Kick it out

First Rerun - Pen Wars

Thirty-third Run - Badtouched in the head

Thirtieth Run - P.I.M.P.

Twenty-Sixth Run - And I thought I spoke moonspeak

Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

Twenty-fourth run - Bad timing, like the movies

Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

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