speeding

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))

Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.

( Medical Island )

( Marketplace )


Next up! Post office and Farmland.

( Post Office )

( Farmland )


Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.

( Music Room )

( Race Track )


Park and State Aquarium

( Park )

( State Aquarium )


Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.

( Dojo )
( Hot Springs )


Houskeeping and Paper Factory

( Housekeeping )

( Paper Factory )


Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island

( Ikea )

( Workshops )

( Unnamed Island )


Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island

( Crystala )

( Lighthouse )

That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.