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Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?
Aug. 6th, 2009 02:00 pmDear Fishbowl,
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
Tags:
- *event: theme songs,
- after school special,
- c: bastet,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: hybrid,
- c: juliet,
- c: lampwick,
- c: p/raise,
- c: snake,
- c: spike,
- c: will,
- clothes for the love of god,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- not the most competent hero,
- out of socks,
- reporting in,
- shopping list
