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Dear Fishbowl,
As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;
All I Want ForChristmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony
As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love,
Your Evil Overlord
As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;
All I Want For
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony
As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love,
Your Evil Overlord
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:13 am (UTC)- Sphere says no.
- It's your fault for missing the Mall of America. Suffer.
- If it's not your couch it'll be
Cross'your bed.- What are you doing? They will destroy us all!
- Fine, get your ass over to Bastet's and I'll buy you some myself.
- You won't get one till you learn to make your bed, Princess.
Yours in Pain,
Ghost
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:47 am (UTC)-Sphere's a bitch.
-Not my fault, the Tree's, it should make it up to me.
-Keep your fantasies to yourself dude.
-But at least I'll have a couch.
-Cool.
-But moooom.
Love,
Evil Overlord
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:47 pm (UTC)- stop that joke.
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:48 am (UTC)alwaysmy fault![stricken words only visible for a moment]
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Date: 2010-01-25 02:45 pm (UTC)She's not impressed with equines after the unicorn uncidents
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Date: 2010-01-25 06:51 pm (UTC)-If you blew it up I'm going to hurt you.
- Got those too.
- What?
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:30 pm (UTC)- So why can't I blow it up?
- Haven't you ever wanted a pony?
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Date: 2010-01-25 08:31 pm (UTC)that I just made upwhere we celebrate the true meaning of being totally kickass but mostly we celebrate me. For I am most kickass of them all.(no subject)
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Date: 2010-01-26 04:20 pm (UTC)made upholiday ever.