Thirty-third Run - Badtouched in the head

[speeding]

So. Um. Apparently I have an evil twin some kind of mental disorder?

Or really selective amnesia?

Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.

Underline all that apply.

But I seriously can't remember.

What did I do?

Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?

Comments

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the Evil Overlord needs a vacation?

[speeding]

No no! Obviously he just needs more minions. To follow him around. And record stuff so he doesn't forget it...

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Naaaaah, I think he needs a vacation. Medium and I will take over the Evil Overlordering while you're away!

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

What happened? Oh. Well, I guess you wouldn't know.

I actually hadn't heard anything. If it makes you feel better, you didn't do anything to me.

[speeding]

I have no clue man, but I think I need to avoid the market for a while.

That's a relief. Seriously this place gets weirder every fucking day, random blackouts in which I apparently do stuff that I can't remember is not cool. Last time this happened I blew up the couch.

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

That's the main hub. That had to suck. At least you're fast, right?

How do you do that, by the way? Blow stuff up, I mean.

[godsmajesty.livejournal.com]

Selective amnesia when we already do have amnesia?

[speeding]

Hey who said this place has to make sense?

[godsmajesty.livejournal.com]

It doesn't even make sense, no matter what.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...Are you alright Dash?

[speeding]

Yeah but this is the the second time I've blacked out and couldn't remember what I did.

Is it like this for you?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...I see.

Exactly like this. Do you... know if anyone had taken note of your actions?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Duh EO. You're here with us! That makes you certifiable along with the rest of the crazies.

Did you faint again?

[speeding]

Yeah yeah, but I'm better looking and all that shit.

Yeah.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Ruggedly handsome. Yours is a tragic case.

Docs said nothing was wrong before...how do you feel now?

[codenamewiccan]

...This is serious, Dash. I can start using what I've learned to try and keep track of you. Your roomie know about this?

[speeding]

Yeah once was weird but twice is pattern forming. Or is that three times? Anyway, twice isn't cool.

Can you? i'dreallyappreciatethat. How about I come over with pizza and a case of beer and we test that theory.

Yeah, he knows.

LOL FLASHBACKS TO TOUSHI

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

You might want to come let Will check you out at the clinic, Dash.

HE HAS NO SEXY OUYO FACES THOUGH

[speeding]

Yeah, sure. I mean I've talked to Cross but... Sure.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the overlord needs his head checked.

[speeding]

Hah! I'm sure it's just the fishbowl trying to usurp me! It won't work.

Probably a few hours later

[burnt_orangesky]

Dash--

Something similar happened to me just now. Perhaps whatever this is isn't your fault; Roswell thinks it is an outside influence of some sort.

[speeding]

Yeah I saw. So, it's not just me. On the one hand? Relieved. On the other? Sorry it happened to you. And what if this is the start of something more sinister?

You alright?

[divinebrat.livejournal.com]

Wow It

That sucks.

[speeding]

Eh don't worry about it Midget. Just uh, if I'm not myself get Cross or something.