Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Comments

[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

???

[speeding]

Hey, haven't seen your writing before. Then again, been kinda incommunicado.

S'up, faithful subject?

[ambitious-fire.livejournal.com]

I'm not a faithful subject...I don't even know you.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

And contrary to popular belief I'm not going crazy and tomorrow will be a better day. I am not just 'holding on' either.

You saw my statue, that one was creepier than yours Dash.

...I'm sorry I tried to keep Timcampi out of them but he must have ate them when I had a nap.

[speeding]

Yeah, I gotta hand it to the sphere. Making you emo is kinda hilarious.

Yeah okay, granted. But still. I mean I look good in spandex, but wax statues are probably, uh, creepy by definition. No matter how awesome the subject.

Nah, no worries. Just wanted to let you know. Maybe we should invest in a safe or something.

forgive this humble threadjack

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait!

Am I reading that right?

[Circles "when I had a nap" and puts a ;) next to it.]

Was it done willingly?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

You saw the wax statues, then? They were rather... disorienting.

[speeding]

That's one way of putting it...

[treeleopardess]

On a boat? How odd.

Actually, I may need you to decipher some of the lyrics for a few of my songs, kiddo. They sound like your kind of speech.

[speeding]

Yes. It's very insistent about the boat thing. and flippy floppies. Which I don't even own.

Always a pleasure, Queen B. Deciphering moonspeak is just one of my many talents!

[argyraeus.livejournal.com]

I assume you've been hearing strange music too.

[speeding]

Yeah, just a bit. I mean, catchy, but...

So whatever you been hearing?

[codenamewiccan]

The statues are more than creepy they were enlightening. I didn't know I had a staff, I feel sorta awesome knowing this.

[speeding]

Yeah, rub it in, Mr. Wizard. All I got was spandex.

Did any of the others strike you as really familiar?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the pearls of wisdom, oh Overlord. Hopefully the tree will mind its master this time.

[speeding]

Damn skippy, man, gotta set the tree straight.

So how've you been

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

... Edensphere has an Evil Overlord?

Why does that not surprise me?

[speeding]

Yep, of course! Someone had to take the job, and I was just perfectly qualified.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

The Sphere loves to be creepy and stalkerish or did you miss that memo too?

[speeding]

Yeah, but the tree needs to knock it out, Tabs. Bad Tree's go to bed with no dinner.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing some song in a language I don't understand, though it's catchy.

But what is with the other song telling me that it loves games?

[speeding]

Oh? What's it saying? The games song? I'm pretty good at moonspeak translation.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

I'm glad our overlord didn't forget about us.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Oh mighty Overlord! We've been simply stricken without you!

^_^

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

You've been suspiciously quiet of late. Should I put the medics on standby?