Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[speeding]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

Or something.

Comments

[thewindslast.livejournal.com]

At least you don't need shoes!

[speeding]

That's true buddy. On my list of things I need, I can cross shoes right off!

Bright side, right?

[thewindslast.livejournal.com]

Plus, they're free!

Yeah! And maybe the Wilderness will turn into a shirt store next? Then you won't need a shirt, either!

[speeding]

Free I can totally go with buddy!

Hey, if the wilderness wanted to do that? I would so get behind that.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

If you're willing to leave your fort, I can offer you a jacket? Not that I don't want to pay homage to your contribution to modern engineering and men's running shoes, but extenuating circumstances say it might have to wait until next time.

What do you say? Just fill the moat with crocodiles and I'd imagine no one will trespass.

[speeding]

I suspect this to be a clever lure. Designed to draw me from my safe holding and entrap me with your feminine wiles, whilst your compatriots thwart my evil schemes.

However, I accept your terms. I shall emerge from my lair and come find you. Crocodiles will be released into the moat directly.

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Ah, if there's one thing I'm not, Dash, it's in cahoots with your nemesis, the Sugardaddy. Though, admittedly, it would be quite the rouse, wouldn't it?

I'm in the back, in one of the side offices. I'll switch on the light.

[treeleopardess]

Hey, there you are. I was starting to worry.

I saw you asked for Kazahana's help earlier...everything okay?

[nobodysheroine.livejournal.com]

Bastet! Hey, how're you? I've been charting everybody's progress over the journals -- I probably should have chimed in earlier, but I was admittedly distracted.


Oh, that. I got hit in the face by some guy wigging out in the elevator. Well, that's not entirely true.

He hit my dinosaur in the face. And somehow, I felt it.

[treeleopardess]

Wait. When did you graduate to evil overlord?

[speeding]

I'm ambitious, what can I say.

I figure I haven't seen anyone else claim the title yet. Better make it mine while I had the chance.

Anyone what wants it can come find me and try to get it from em and my fort. I have an arsenal of shoes that I am not afraid to use.

[treeleopardess]

You can have it. That's a lot of work, especially when all the heroes decide you need overthrowing.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

My fort owns your fort, dude.

Mine's made out of pillows.

I see your chibi Throne and counter with Chibi Dash

[speeding]

Does this require a fort off nemesis? Because I will win.

Smug.

I HOPED YOU WOULD. WHERE'S WANT?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Bring it on. Yours does nothing but offer a lifetime of pain and possibly papercuts and bruising upon collapse. Mine is squishy and soft and arguably smooshy.


I prefer the word confident.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...fort.

Whatever works.

What size are you?

Also, evil overlord? What the hell?

[speeding]

Shoebox fort! Get with the program! It's all the rage.

Um.. About 5'7" I think and buff? Like not ripped but not a twig or round or anything?

No one else was claiming it. I've got the fort, I've got the style, it was the next logical step.

Also, I'm away from my fort right now collecting a jacket from Ran, but hey, if you leave clothes? You are my hero. Or you could stop by when I get back to it.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Hm. Okay, I'm a little bit shorter than you but not much, and it sounds like we're fairly close to the same build. I don't have a whole ton on me but I can spare a couple things.

I'm heading in that general direction to doublecheck around the cocoons, I'll drop them off on the way.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

If you're about Drake's size, then you'll probably fit my stuff too, evil overlord. I'll drop something off later today.

My excuse to come see your fort is hollow and obvious. Oh well!

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

our fort is cooler

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

well, duh. but not everyone can be as lucky as us to have enough pillows for a fort. we have to encourage the less fortunate, t.

[speeding]

I wonder if I could convince people to drop the "evil" and just call me overlord? Then eventually they'll forget the whole reason behind it all and believe I am, indeed, the rightful overlord.

More clothing on loan is not something I'll object to dude!

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

H-Hi, Evil Overload-san! I don't think we've met??

[speeding]

Uh, wow, that's catching on isn't it? I don't think we have either! Call me Dash, y'know, unless you prefer evil overlord.

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

We-eelll, it just caught my eye that's all! Because Want (you've met him, yes?) and I have this ongoing sort-of-joke about how we might be evil, and well...join the club?

Hello Dash! I'm Nova!