Tenth Rerun - Exploding People [Bees Remix]

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.

I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.

Comments

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord, huh?

What's Guitar Hero?

[speeding]

You rang, amigo?

It's only the most awesome musical adventure this side of DDR, my friend.

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Is that ACTUALLY what you named yourself? [Because if he did, Sniper will privately think that it is the BEST THING EVER.]

I'd have to know what DDR is first, then.

[live_ringer]

Who knew evil overlords were so high maintenance?

[speeding]

I'm a laid back guy, really I am. But you've gotta have standards, GG. Or people will walk right over you.

[live_ringer]

GG?

Hm, I can't argue with that, but be careful. Hell hath no fury like a Tree scorned.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Yo Overlord, King of Moonspeak, and all that~

Got a new friend who was looking for ya. I tried explaining "smilies" and only got so far.

Too bad I already got a roommate, cuz that Guitar Hero game is awesome and I want to play more - need to teach Lea how to too.

strikes scribbled out

[speeding]

Smoke, my man. I heard you were So, another n00b on the long and rocky road of enlightenment 'eh? Send him my way, I'll teach him the lingo.

Bet Lea would kick both our asses at it. He seems like that kinda guy.

d'aww

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I thought that's how all games went, though - learn how the game works, then figure out how to kick ass at it.

P.S. His name's Huo er... 火 Yeah.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

So you think the gooseberry things and the dodgeball was just a love token? I'd rather have flowers too, really.

[speeding]

See, that's what I mean Short Stack. The place has just got the whole thing mixed up. And my continued and saintly patient efforts in enlightening the tree, well... I will soldier on.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Let's hope it pays off one of these days. I'll get my disorganizer to send a memo to it. Think that'll help?

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Why do you get rockets?

[speeding]

What did I say about asking vis a vis, rockets?

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Your attention is quite rad, and I assure you that were I not happily married to my current residence I would be, as they say, "all over that." Alas, would you settle for a good friend who visits to play Guitar Hero whilst eating junk food and watching movies?

[speeding]

If you ever get a divorce, you know where to find me. In the meantime, yeah I think I could be down with that.

I think Smoke's already challenged us to a round or twenty on the game anyway.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

I think this needs to be a regular thing, personally.

[spandexisyouth]

Dinner and flowers sounds like a very good idea! But not from the tree to me. I do not want any more attention from it.

[speeding]

You know I heard this place once took dinner and flowers kinda literally.

[likethelight]

[Urge to ask about rockets horrible. But squashing that. After attempting to decipher things like 'rad.']

So if you write to the Tree, does it write back?

[Not being sarcastic at all. Nope.]

[speeding]

Not usually. But you never know. And sometimes... You get the message. Even if it's not in words.

[bloody-pens.livejournal.com]

Juvenile pranks getting OLD?

Surely you jest, my dearest Overlord.

[speeding]

Not only are they getting old, Ricky, they're practically senile. One foot in the grave.

I'm sad to say I'm dead serious.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

The fishbowl doesn't really seem like the flower type, yanno. Well unless they're man-eatin' flowers [ omg he pinged himself wat ]

What's Guitar Hero?

[speeding]

Man eating flowers, huh? Could be fun.

I haven't introduced you to that yet? What have I been thinking?