Tenth Rerun - Exploding People [Bees Remix]

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.

I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.

Comments

[speeding]

What did I say about asking vis a vis, rockets?

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Didn't want questions, shouldn't have mentioned it.

[speeding]

Oh ho, a challenger appears. What's your name, skippy?

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Aniki. And not challenging a damned thing. I just wanna know why you get rockets.

Yes he is assuming Aniki forgot an N.

[speeding]

Anikin? Skywalker? Kickass.

I get 'em 'cause Doctor Boom didn't need them anymore.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Just Aniki. There a market for explosives around here or something?

[speeding]

Oh. Bummer. You shoulda gone for DarthVader5000.

Not really. Well, if you asked in the right kinda market. Boomy was my roomy, when he vanished. I kept his stuff. His hobby was building rockets.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Didn't fit. Know we can pick pretty much anything, but didn't fit.

...You being careful with those things?

[speeding]

Fair enough. Me, I picked Dash. You can call me Tommy if you want, though.

Careful? That's my middle name. Goes right after 'Not the least bit' and and somewhere before 'prone to reckless endangerment'. My parents liked the fancy names.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Sky, right? Damn... You got all his drawings too I bet.

[speeding]

[Pentaps.] Sky. Mirror. Whatever. Yeah, most of them. Some of them burned int the fire. Like most of everything. Dunno how the rockets and fuel made it, but they did.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

He caught hell for trying to set the stupid Gooseberry thing on fire.

[speeding]

Really? Man that sounds like an awesome experiment to me. Think maybe dipping it in rocket fuel before lighting it would work?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

... I'll start selling tickets.

[speeding]

Nothing like wanton destruction, amirite?

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Sometimes it's the only cure for this place. Shoulda seen me after I got my body back last month. I kicked ass for a day and a half. Lea and I walloped some crystal golems too.

[speeding]

I find Tequila is a great stress relief too. Crystal Golems sound kinda... New Age-y.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Well of course there's that option. That's always an option. But when you've been stuck as half a chick and couldn't summon your weapon for a week... you get antsy.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

I DIDN'T SET IT ON FIRE.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Dude, lighten up. You might make a friend.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T set it on fire now, cause somebody told me there was something alive in it.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Not my fault.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

Still blaming you.

[inthecenterfold.livejournal.com]

Still not my fault.

[stonewave.livejournal.com]

You and that other person said something was alive in it.

I'm not allowed to set stuff on fire that's alive.

I don't know who the other person is.

That makes it your fault I can't set it on fire.