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I've been here over two years now. It's a weird thing to notice.

Maybe I'm just getting used to this place. Scary thought. Maybe I'm just going crazy. I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad style of thing. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

Anyway, it's not here yet but winter's coming up. I don't know if anyone remembers Kitty, but she used to make cake for newborns. Which was pretty cool. And speaking of cool, the Hall of Beginning gets kinda arctic in the winter months. Which means we need warm clothes for newborns. And I was thinking if we could get volunteers to make hot drinks or something every day for the hall, and a heater to keep them warm, that'd be kinda nice for the poor new suckers who get stuck in this place.

That, and the greeters sure aren't gonna complain, believe me.

So, if anyone could donate a portable stove or something, and maybe a rotating volunteer cycle? Any warm drinks are going to go miles when the cold hits--coffee, tea, cider, hot cocoa, whatever.

[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]

Hey guys [Squiggly line]

[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.

Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't

Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you

And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if

If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy

Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any

[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried) gotta be fa

Thanks again! Get ready to los

((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))