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speedingDear Tree,
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:30 am (UTC)Dance Dance Revolution, my good unnamed penpal! Only the most ridiculous yet awesome game out there.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:39 am (UTC)A game? So, what, it's just people dancing?
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:44 am (UTC)Yeah, but you have to do it a certain way or you don't get points.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:09 am (UTC)Eh? Who decides whether or not you get points?
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:11 am (UTC)The game's on this machine, and it counts the points up for you.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:13 am (UTC)So the machine can watch you dance, and it grades you?
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:15 am (UTC)Basically. It's a little different but it's one of those easier to show than explain things.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:17 am (UTC)Your rockets sound easier to understand than this stuff.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:28 am (UTC)SNIPER, THE GENIUS ROCKET SCIENTIST.
But we can take out that never gets out bit.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:12 pm (UTC)This is the standard "gets out" litmus test.
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Date: 2010-09-11 05:33 pm (UTC)Man, how do you know all this stuff anyway?
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Date: 2010-09-12 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)I know you said not to ask about it, but really, what's with the rockets? did you make them yourself? Are they very big?