speeding: (Not in my voca---)
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Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.

I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
Evil Overlord, huh?

What's Guitar Hero?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:22 am (UTC)
live_ringer: (To people so slow.)
From: [personal profile] live_ringer
Who knew evil overlords were so high maintenance?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthecenterfold.livejournal.com
Yo Overlord, King of Moonspeak, and all that~

Got a new friend who was looking for ya. I tried explaining "smilies" and only got so far.

Too bad I already got a roommate, cuz that Guitar Hero game is awesome and I want to play more - need to teach Lea how to too.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com
So you think the gooseberry things and the dodgeball was just a love token? I'd rather have flowers too, really.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
Is that ACTUALLY what you named yourself? [Because if he did, Sniper will privately think that it is the BEST THING EVER.]

I'd have to know what DDR is first, then.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:27 am (UTC)
live_ringer: (Fast as fast; never turning back.)
From: [personal profile] live_ringer
GG?

Hm, I can't argue with that, but be careful. Hell hath no fury like a Tree scorned.

d'aww

Date: 2010-09-11 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthecenterfold.livejournal.com
I thought that's how all games went, though - learn how the game works, then figure out how to kick ass at it.

P.S. His name's Huo er... 火 Yeah.
Edited Date: 2010-09-11 01:29 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-11 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stonewave.livejournal.com
Why do you get rockets?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stonewave.livejournal.com
Didn't want questions, shouldn't have mentioned it.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
I'll only call you Extremely Awesome Guy if you call me The Mighty Captain Sniper. Otherwise it's a no deal.

A game? So, what, it's just people dancing?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthecenterfold.livejournal.com
Well hell there's only one way to find out.

I found a book in the Mall once that called it Chinese? But a bunch of the same stuff was in a book for Japanese too.
Edited Date: 2010-09-11 01:39 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-09-11 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthecenterfold.livejournal.com
He caught hell for trying to set the stupid Gooseberry thing on fire.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:41 am (UTC)
live_ringer: (They'll turn the vice once.)
From: [personal profile] live_ringer
A cartoon character or a middle-aged blonde woman from New Jersey.

I don't suppose I could appeal to get it cut down to one G all on its own, hm?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stonewave.livejournal.com
I DIDN'T SET IT ON FIRE.
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