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Dear Tree,

I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.

If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.

I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.

Love and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] longnosedliar.livejournal.com
Evil Overlord, huh?

What's Guitar Hero?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:22 am (UTC)
live_ringer: (To people so slow.)
From: [personal profile] live_ringer
Who knew evil overlords were so high maintenance?

Date: 2010-09-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inthecenterfold.livejournal.com
Yo Overlord, King of Moonspeak, and all that~

Got a new friend who was looking for ya. I tried explaining "smilies" and only got so far.

Too bad I already got a roommate, cuz that Guitar Hero game is awesome and I want to play more - need to teach Lea how to too.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] feathered-earth.livejournal.com
So you think the gooseberry things and the dodgeball was just a love token? I'd rather have flowers too, really.

Date: 2010-09-11 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stonewave.livejournal.com
Why do you get rockets?

Date: 2010-09-11 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seeya-next-life.livejournal.com
Your attention is quite rad, and I assure you that were I not happily married to my current residence I would be, as they say, "all over that." Alas, would you settle for a good friend who visits to play Guitar Hero whilst eating junk food and watching movies?

Date: 2010-09-11 07:15 am (UTC)
spandexisyouth: (...)
From: [personal profile] spandexisyouth
Dinner and flowers sounds like a very good idea! But not from the tree to me. I do not want any more attention from it.

Date: 2010-09-11 07:21 am (UTC)
likethelight: (Um anytime now...)
From: [personal profile] likethelight
[Urge to ask about rockets horrible. But squashing that. After attempting to decipher things like 'rad.']

So if you write to the Tree, does it write back?

[Not being sarcastic at all. Nope.]

Date: 2010-09-11 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bloody-pens.livejournal.com
Juvenile pranks getting OLD?

Surely you jest, my dearest Overlord.

Date: 2010-09-11 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com
The fishbowl doesn't really seem like the flower type, yanno. Well unless they're man-eatin' flowers [ omg he pinged himself wat ]

What's Guitar Hero?

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