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speedingDear Tree,
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
I know I haven't written in a while. I appreciate your continued efforts to get my attention. I know my attention is pretty rad. I know. But these juvenile pranks, they get old.
If you want us to be something again, dinner and flowers are a better start. Maybe a movie. But a good one. A date at the beach, that wouldn't really be amiss either. I have standards. The thing is, I just don't think we can recapture what we used to have.
I think the spark is dead. You need to move on. Find someone new. Get on with your life.
Love and kisses,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. One Evil Overlord seeking roommate: must like junk food, late night movies, and Guitar Hero. Inquire within. Don't ask about the rockets.
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- this is what teenagers do
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 01:45 am (UTC)Yes he is assuming Aniki forgot an N.
Date: 2010-09-11 01:49 am (UTC)I get 'em 'cause Doctor Boom didn't need them anymore.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 01:54 am (UTC)Not really. Well, if you asked in the right kinda market. Boomy was my roomy, when he vanished. I kept his stuff. His hobby was building rockets.
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Date: 2010-09-11 01:57 am (UTC)...You being careful with those things?
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:02 am (UTC)Careful? That's my middle name. Goes right after 'Not the least bit' and and somewhere before 'prone to reckless endangerment'. My parents liked the fancy names.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:07 am (UTC)...Just means there'll be a bigger fuss when you need to set something off on purpose.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:09 am (UTC)Besides, my reputation as a model citizen should be without blemish! Probably.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:22 am (UTC)Need to do that sorta stuff responsibly! People gripe less that way. You blow something up somebody needs and it's bitch and moan all over the place. Get somebody hurt? Even worse.
Do it right and not much they can do about it.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 01:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:11 am (UTC)The drink sign at the bar survived the fire too. Hell if I know how that happened.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-09-11 02:15 am (UTC)But maybe we should stop giving the tree ideas. That's a stash for private pleasures.
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Date: 2010-09-11 02:19 am (UTC)