Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

It is an awesome festival that I just made up where we celebrate the true meaning of being totally kickass but mostly we celebrate me. For I am most kickass of them all.

[brushismightier.livejournal.com]

Huh? And what're we supposed to do at Dashmas? Besides, if you're some evil overlord wouldn't it be better for us to celebrate your defeat?

[speeding]

I don't know, eat pizza and party? Anyway that would require someone defeating me, which would totally not be awesome.