Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt you'll get the couch.

[speeding]

A guy can dream, right?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Gotta admit, though, sure would like to see a respawnin' couch, yeah