Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

What can I say J-dawg? I've always wanted a pony.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Perhaops you could adopt one from the racetrack, if you're so keen.

[speeding]

Not the same.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Can you ride?

[speeding]

I really really doubt it. Besides why would I? Faster just to run.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

[A few pen taps. He's not even sure what prompted the question except that it seemed appropriate. Then there's a sharp stab of the nib into the page.]

You should ask Apollo. He is notoriously well-versed on equine matters.

[speeding]

J you take everything too serious, it's a joke. [Draws a line to his explanation to Kazahana.] Anyway what would I do with a pony? I'd probably accidentally kill it and feel like an asshole.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

I see. Not a very good one, then.

While I would agree that you have a tendency to be impulsive, I think that unlikely.

[speeding]

I thought it was a good one.

i dunno, I mean look at our couch mortality rate J. We're probably lucky Tim's pretty indestructible.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Laughing at your own jokes does not make them good.

It wouldn't surprise me to hear that it had consumed at least one of them itself. I am still awaiting the return of a perfectly good fountain pen and a selection of Truth's underwear.

[speeding]

Bah humbug, J.

Dude if Tim barfs up the underwear I am not touching it, sorry. I'll run the pen by if we ever see it again.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Probably wise, although I believe it was at least passably clean.