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Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Date: 2010-01-25 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com
- You would.

- I do not!

- ...But those are very expensive.

Date: 2010-01-25 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com
- My bills would be a lot less.
- Exactly. I'm fine.
- ...that's that self cooling system right?

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