Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

Dear Downgraded to henching,

- It does not. And if it does, I can't help it that I am irresistible.
- Hey if white-haired dudes are your thing, Cross is allll yours.
- But moooooooooooooom.

Brofist,

E.O.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear That's-What-She-Said,

- Does too, I think the Sphere needs therapy for it's Dash addiction.
- Actually, according to everyone red-haired dudes are my thing.
- NO BUTS. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

High Fives,

Ghost