Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

If I'm not the sensible one, who else is going to be, hmm? You all need to be in one piece when we return to the tree, after all.

Dash honestly plays well with kids, I swear!

[speeding]

Look, she was curious. I was just telling her the truth. It's not like she wouldn't find out some day.

And not that I can remember? But lying to kids is one of those things I think I hate adults for doing. Sound familiar Mr. Stork?

[speeding]

Corrupting? Dude, I'm just telling her the truth. No way am I going to make some fairy story up for her.

Hah, not that I want to horn in on your turf or anything, but last time you handled this stuff it so didn't go well.

[speeding]

Thaaat would be me. Cross and I were just getting on a roll, too.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

My goodness, Miss Kitty...

[speeding]

Ahahah.

I am so totally with you there. I demand compensation for the naked goopy awkwardness!

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt that a short incarceration will have dampened your fun much.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

So what are you doings now?

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Strip joints and booze!?

[speeding]

Okay well, if you're going down the man strip, turn down east Tropicana for Hooters.

For Chippendales, go north along the strip and head west on Flamingo road.

You might get harassed at Hooters? But honestly probably not. Chippendales is for the ladies and the gents you like gents so you should be good there.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I think she has a point.

I wouldn't mind being paid to give the ladies what they want.

What do you want the most, Princess? ♥

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

A better understanding of my own past.

[speeding]

We've never met and you know me so well...

[speeding]

Hell yeah! And gambling!

What more could a man ask for, right?

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

... You're no fun.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

That was kindas all Chosen's faults with the storks thing.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Doubling my efforts to finish down here so I can GET THERE!

[speeding]

Hah! Says who? Come on Spike. You're going to get a hernia or something being so serious. It's Vegas.

Live a little.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

Between yourself and Mister Ghost I have had enough thinly-veiled innuendo occur at my expense to last me several lifetimes, Mister Chosen. On this subject I will never be any fun, as you put it.

[speeding]

Yeah but everyone's perpetuating it. Girl's gonna grow up with some weird thing about birds you know, K.

[speeding]

Do it! For great freaking justice man!

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

You are young and I pay attention to the things others say and write.

[speeding]

Chilling, drinking, having a blast.

The usual.

You?

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

I wanted to tells her the truths or somethings likes it.

[hunny-sensor.livejournal.com]

Man, you could at least not sound like an old lady when you reject a little fun.