Fifteenth Run - Maniacs and explosions

[speeding]

B+? I really, really hope that was your evil twin that tried to kill me. Cause otherwise I have no clue what I did to piss you off. I am so lucky I'm fast or I would be dead meat. What the hell is with strong little girls?!

Um. In other news. Scythe wielding maniacs are now part of the sphere? This is just getting out of hand, people.

I'd go hide under the coach... But. Um.

Sky?

I blew up the coach. No, I didn't touch your stuff. I don't know how I did it. It was sort of totally awesome though.

[A short time later]

It would be pretty wicked if I had an evil twin actually, come to think of it. I mean, other then Want.

Comments

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Why would I try to kill you? I like you!

[speeding]

I dunno! Maybe I forgot your birthday or something? You offered me a necklace and then tried to strangle me with it.

You are strong kiddo. Or your doppelganger is.

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

I don't even know when my birthday is! A necklace...what?

I could be! I dunno, maybe I gotta try this!

[speeding]

I dunno B+! Girls can be strange

Yeah, a glitter macaroni necklace. And... No trying to strangle people please? One super strong kid is enough for me.

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Wow, crazy!

Glitter macaroni necklace? That sounds lame!

[speeding]

Hey, I was pretty darn surprised too.

I dunno? I thought it was sort of cute. Right up until the attempted strangulation.

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno if I've ever tried to kill anyone, I've fought a lot though!

How do you strangle someone anyway?

[speeding]

I dunno if I have either, but I can for sure tell you being on the receiving end isn't fun.

You wrap something around their neck and squeeze until they can't breath any more.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

I don't like the sounds of this Dash...

[speeding]

Yeah it's getting pretty dangerous out there. You know where Seraph and Chosen are?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Seraph's in the house with me...

I haven't seen Chosen...

[speeding]

Stick with Seraph then. And hey, don't trust me or Want or... Anyone if you see them I guess.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

...

Nobody?

[speeding]

Well who knows who'd hit with this?

I could have another twin wandering around and his priorities are probably not pizza or Throne, y'know? Just... Be cautious I guess.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

[speeding]

Write to you soon Luce. I hope.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Please do. We need to talk about a lot of stuff.

[speeding]

'Course.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

....you blew up the what?

You blew up the couch??

[speeding]

The couch. While playing Wii sports. Don't ask me how. I don't even know.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

That takes talent.

But now I think I need to put BOTH of you on leashes or else you're going to explode half the goddamned tree.

[speeding]

I'm a talented guy.

Also, not into that. What you and my roomie do with leashes is all your business. Just leave me out of it.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Must you always take things in the most perverted fashion possible?

[speeding]

I blame it on hanging out with T too much? Can I do that?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...fine. This time.

[speeding]

Awesome.

D, I'm totally hoping this is really you, but I'm headed to the park and if I don't write back in like, forty minutes? Please find a medic who hasn't gone off the deep end and try and find Cross for me.

And find Sky. I think right now it'd be really good if you did have him on a leash.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is really me. I know there's another of me running around but I have the sinking feeling that one is a murderous bastard, so if you see me down there GET OUT OF THE WAY.

I'll see what I can do, though I think Cross' roommate found him...and I'll get Sky (the real one) and get him upstairs. I'm holing up in the house for a bit.

[speeding]

If I see you I'll run. I don't wanna see what you're like when you do follow through with threats, sorry.

Oh thank god Shiro found him. I'll probably hole up over there if you promise to get Sky up with you.

Dut I still have an appointment to keep.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I don't blame you. Just get the hell out as fast as you can.

I swear, I'll get Sky up here. He'll be fine as long as he doesn't leave the house.

Be careful.

[speeding]

Hey, fast as I can should damn well be fast enough. Even against you, ninja-boy.

I'll rip you a new one if you got back on that.

Not in my vocab. Just watch Sky, I'll be fine.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

Blood. Tried to kill you.

Where exactly did you see the scythe-wielding maniacs? Just for future reference.

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Whoa! I didn't try to kill him! Someone who looks like me did. I don't even have any stupid necklaces!

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

I thought it might be something like that. I'm glad it wasn't really you, in any case.

[speeding]

Well, Blood's twin anyway. With a glitter macaroni necklace. That would have been the lamest way to die ever.

"Death by glittery macaroni necklace? I'm sorry sir, we just can't let you in heaven, and you'll probably be laughed out of hell."

Scythe-wielding maniac was somewhere in the residential area? Section one. I was kind of out strolling.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

A glitter macaro - really? I think it's undignified enough that she managed to nearly garotte you.

Oh, section one, that's excellent. Really brilliant. I guess I'll be locking the doors very hard tonight.

[speeding]

Hey, don't rub it in. I thought it was just B+ being cute. Minute she got it around my neck it was "Oh hi stars and stripes, I don't remember you being so spangly"

Isn't it awesome? Ask Shiro if you can come crash with us. I think we're going bomb shelter at his place.

[sauntersthrough.livejournal.com]

I'll have to look out for tiny people armed with excessive cuteness, then.

Completely awesome. I'm already dug in with Cle and East or I'd take you up on that, but I'd have to bring them with me, and I doubt you've enough room for all of us.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Sorry...the scythe maniac is my twin, I think. I haven't seen her, but I've heard stories.

[speeding]

Huh. Well she didn't get me but she got me by surprise alright. Don't worry about it. I'm pretty aware the "twins" aren't people themselves, y'know?