Twenty-second Run - Couch Fort King

[speeding]

Dear Invaders,

This is my tree, and those are my minions henchmen civilians you are attempting to eat. Also, that's my stuff. In short, you are not welcome.

GTFO, DIAF, and all that.

So it is written, so let it be,

Loves and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. My pillow fort is the bomb.

Comments

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[And here Lucy breaks out her sparkles and favourite yellow marker and leaves Dash and big, sparkly, girly heart.]

[speeding]

[A little crown is doodled on the heart.]

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

^^ Hiya Dash.

[speeding]

S'up, squirt?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

I'm not that little!

Uh... I wish I had a book or something to do.

[speeding]

You totally are. Bet I could lift you with one hand.

Fort wars, Luce, fort wars. I challenge you--biggest, most elaborate fort wins.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

You could not!

Does your fort have laser sharks and robodogs?

[speeding]

So could.

Maybe soon?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Could not!

And if I claim them as mine what then?

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

... could you translate 'gtfo' and 'diaf'?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

gtfo = get the fuck out
diaf = die in a fire

Are you down here yet?

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

Huh... those seem like awfully angry acronyms.

Not yet. We're still working on getting some of the stragglers down.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Yeah... they're not very nice ones that's for sure.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

Is everything going well down there?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

As well as can be expected.

There was a lot of screaming this morning though...

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

Screaming!?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

What about?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

I don't know...

[speeding]

What Luce said. And they aren't meant to be nice. Stupid ants.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to argue. I like animals but...

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

with you there. they needed to be gone 3 days ago.

[speeding]

So totally this bro. But even I'm not a one-man army. And the ants... Well they're kind of an army.

Next on my Evil Agenda: Build an Anti-Ant Army. The Triple-A! God I crack myself up.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

not sure that fighting them would be such a good idea

[speeding]

Nah what we really need is the tree's biggest can of Raid.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

that would be quite nice

[speeding]

Or like, a droid army. That would be pretty sweet.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

But does your pillow fort have a moat with sharks? Hmmmm?

[speeding]

Not yet, wanna make me one?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, I can loan you some of my sharks! I'm trying to mount lasers on their heads but it doesn't quite work, and considering that I'm caring for peoples' pets maybe it's not such a good idea to keep them anyway...

[speeding]

Laser sharks? I am so down for this.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Kitty suggested guard bears, too, but I'm not sure we could find any bears in the Sphere so instead Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second is standing at my castle's entrance and... well, sometimes roaring like a bear or a lion. Sometimes. Other times he does his usual mooing, clucking and oinking.

[speeding]

Bears are pretty awesome, but nothing says evil lair defense like laser sharks.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY agreed.

[speeding]

I mean that one's a classic, up there with the piranha tank.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

And the pit of crocodiles controlled by a lever.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Boss Lezard said they did this last time too.

I grabbed our stuff on one of my breaks over seeing everything. Its down here.

[ladyofarmor.livejournal.com]

Such a brave man.