speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
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Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Date: 2009-08-06 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com
And contrary to popular belief I'm not going crazy and tomorrow will be a better day. I am not just 'holding on' either.

You saw my statue, that one was creepier than yours Dash.

...I'm sorry I tried to keep Timcampi out of them but he must have ate them when I had a nap.

Date: 2009-08-06 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com
You saw the wax statues, then? They were rather... disorienting.

Date: 2009-08-06 09:55 pm (UTC)
treeleopardess: (scheming~)
From: [personal profile] treeleopardess
On a boat? How odd.

Actually, I may need you to decipher some of the lyrics for a few of my songs, kiddo. They sound like your kind of speech.

Date: 2009-08-06 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] argyraeus.livejournal.com
I assume you've been hearing strange music too.

Date: 2009-08-06 10:13 pm (UTC)
codenamewiccan: (yeah new codename)
From: [personal profile] codenamewiccan
The statues are more than creepy they were enlightening. I didn't know I had a staff, I feel sorta awesome knowing this.

Date: 2009-08-06 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-shields.livejournal.com
Thank you for the pearls of wisdom, oh Overlord. Hopefully the tree will mind its master this time.

Date: 2009-08-06 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pompous_today.livejournal.com
... Edensphere has an Evil Overlord?

Why does that not surprise me?

Date: 2009-08-06 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nixe-eva.livejournal.com
The Sphere loves to be creepy and stalkerish or did you miss that memo too?

Date: 2009-08-06 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] esoteric_rose.livejournal.com
I'm hearing some song in a language I don't understand, though it's catchy.

But what is with the other song telling me that it loves games?

Date: 2009-08-07 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rustyarmor.livejournal.com
I'm glad our overlord didn't forget about us.

Date: 2009-08-07 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com
Oh mighty Overlord! We've been simply stricken without you!

^_^

Date: 2009-08-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] extantlaw.livejournal.com
You've been suspiciously quiet of late. Should I put the medics on standby?

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