Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Comments

[speeding]

Yes. It's very insistent about the boat thing. and flippy floppies. Which I don't even own.

Always a pleasure, Queen B. Deciphering moonspeak is just one of my many talents!

[treeleopardess]

Ahaha. One of my songs is just insistent about my supposed milkshake...actually, as hot as it is today, now I kinda want one.

So, kiddo. Who is Simon, and why would he want everyone to get the fuck up?

[speeding]

Man, now I want a milkshake too...

Simon... Simon... Simon says? What else does he want?

[treeleopardess]

How do you make them? Do you just let ice cream melt? I was never clear on that.

Yeah, Simon says. For people to wave their hands in the sky, and for women to rub their breasts. It's an odd song.

[speeding]

B, you're asking a teenage boy how to cook something. Granted, I'm better at it than the twin, but still.

I think you put ice cream in a blender with milk though.

Huh. Simon says is a game kids play. "Simon says x" and you do x. If the kid who's Simon just says x, you don't do x. If you do x when Simon says it without "Simon says", than you're out.

Simple stuff.

So kids game with adult theme in the song?

[treeleopardess]

See, that makes sense. I'll get someone to make me one.

Yeah, the whole song is like that. I prefer the instrumentals.

Most of the songs with lyrics are rather--well, there's the milkshake song, the pimp song, the Simon says song, and the 99 problems song. They all seem to start whenever I'm surrounded by people, too.