speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
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Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Date: 2009-08-06 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambitious-fire.livejournal.com
I'm not a faithful subject...I don't even know you.

Date: 2009-08-07 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ambitious-fire.livejournal.com
I thought they had to be faithful.

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