Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[speeding]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

Or something.

Comments

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

You make strange references just like Want and Throne! ...I think I'll just have to trust you on that one! (Although, Moneypenny sounds like a girl's name???!)

I try to catch that evil glitter in his eye everytime I see him! Nothing so far...b-but!!

It's a deal! Because I like you!

[speeding]

Oh boy, um... Moneypenny is James Bond's eternal love interest. Sort of. Yeah, she's a girl. And James Bond is totally kick ass. That's pretty much all you need to know.

That, and Throne is no Mr. Bond.

So, you try to catch the evil in Want's eyes, I'll work on thwarting Throne. Sounds like a good partnership.

Hey, cool, I like you too Nova! Evil genius types gotta stick together, right?

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

Aah!! That's so romantic! Although, it still sort of makes Want a girl...

Aw, I think he is! He always comes to help me out...

We won't do anything horrible to them once we find out, will we? They are sort of the brothers I've never had...

AND YES. DEFINITELY.

[speeding]

Huh. Well. If Throne and Want are an item and they follow the Moneypenny and Bond theme--I'm just going to stop speculating right there.

Yeah? Damn. Maybe I am playing Goldfinger.

Um. Mainly I was thinking light ridicule and gloating? And then go out for pizza.

Awesome!

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

...!!!!!!!!!!

...did you just? I MEAN--

A-ahh pizza sounds great! What kind of pizza do you like Evil Overload Dash-san???!??!

[speeding]

Did I just what? What?!

Yeah! Pizza is awesome! -san? Just Dash to my good buddy Nova! And... I dunno! We'll find out?

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

Nevermind nevermind nevermind HAHA I'm just being s-silly!!

OH, thank you Dash! Although...I haven't had pizza here...yet...is there pizza here?!?!

Oh god, we love you Nova.

[speeding]

You can't do that to a guy Nova!! Tell me!

I dunno! If there's not this place is officially hell.

<3 <3 SHE LOVES YOU TOO

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

...

...

Dash, we are friends, b-but...I don't think I'm ready to discuss n-nighttime activities...ahh...not because it's--! I mean...ee...

SOMEDAY WE SHALL LOOK FOR PIZZA.

OH NOVA, YOU BREAK DASH'S POOR TEENAGE BRAIN

[speeding]

ohgod

Um, Nova? I'm pretty sure Moneypenny and Bond are perpetually not an item? A romance that never was--You know, can we start over and pretend this never happened? Ever?

PIZZA SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA NOVA.

THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN--WAIT NO

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think this might be the best idea i've ever heard

A-and if not? WE CAN MAKE IT!!! And sell it?? Because I have a little experience sellings things! And you can be the PizzaMan!

CLOSE ENOUGH

[speeding]

Oh good. Thank god.

Deal. This never happened.

Moving on.

PizzaMan and Evil Overlord? I might be getting pretty over ambitious here Nova! But why not? We can make pizza if we can't find any, and then there won't be anyone to look at us funny when we decide that we want all the toppings.

And selling it works for me. I mean, who are we to deny other people their long-awaited pizza?