Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[speeding]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

Or something.

Comments

[speeding]

Can't I even tempt you a little Bastet? I mean, I know you've got previous commitments with the nemesis, but I promise I can make it worth your while in laughter and possibly flattery?

Who will critique my schemes if you won't, after all?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Tempt away all you want, sworn-enemy.

[speeding]

You have all these advantages on me arch-nemesis! Can't I at least get a really kick ass evil scheme critic?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Since the New Girl seems to like you so much, why don't you try her? She's prone to nerdspasms anyway. So it seems appropriate enough.

[speeding]

Ran? The one with the dinosaur? The one who uses words I don't think I can pronounce?

You sure you can handle that much awesome, if I get her one my side, nemesis?