Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[speeding]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

Or something.

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<3 <3 SHE LOVES YOU TOO

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

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Dash, we are friends, b-but...I don't think I'm ready to discuss n-nighttime activities...ahh...not because it's--! I mean...ee...

SOMEDAY WE SHALL LOOK FOR PIZZA.

OH NOVA, YOU BREAK DASH'S POOR TEENAGE BRAIN

[speeding]

ohgod

Um, Nova? I'm pretty sure Moneypenny and Bond are perpetually not an item? A romance that never was--You know, can we start over and pretend this never happened? Ever?

PIZZA SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA NOVA.

THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN--WAIT NO

[novagravitation.livejournal.com]

...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i think this might be the best idea i've ever heard

A-and if not? WE CAN MAKE IT!!! And sell it?? Because I have a little experience sellings things! And you can be the PizzaMan!

CLOSE ENOUGH

[speeding]

Oh good. Thank god.

Deal. This never happened.

Moving on.

PizzaMan and Evil Overlord? I might be getting pretty over ambitious here Nova! But why not? We can make pizza if we can't find any, and then there won't be anyone to look at us funny when we decide that we want all the toppings.

And selling it works for me. I mean, who are we to deny other people their long-awaited pizza?