Second Run - Shoebox Fort

[speeding]

So. If you need me I'm in my fort.

On aisle 24. With the men's running shoes.

All invaders will be questioned and possibly subjected to ridicule if they do not bring approriate offerings.

Appropriate offerings include, but are not limited to, real clothes please for the love of god.

Thank you. This has been a PSA by your local evil overlord.

Or something.

Comments

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

If you're about Drake's size, then you'll probably fit my stuff too, evil overlord. I'll drop something off later today.

My excuse to come see your fort is hollow and obvious. Oh well!

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

our fort is cooler

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

well, duh. but not everyone can be as lucky as us to have enough pillows for a fort. we have to encourage the less fortunate, t.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

that's because not everybody has as much street cred as your suave and sophisticated BF, dub.

besides, didn't you get the memo? me and him are totally kicking it old school and he's decided to be the goldfinger to your moneypenny's bond.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

MONEYPENNY???

I'm not sure what bothers me more: MONEYPENNY or how sort of annoyingly appropriate that is.

OKAY SURE YOU TWO DO THAT. I'll just be over here, like, organizing shoes by size or something.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

SO TOTALLY PERFECT RIGHT, DUB? IT'S SORT OF KIND OF MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER?

DO YOU PROMISE TO GIVE ME LIP IF I GET ALL SUGGESTIVE ON YOU? CAUSE IF WE CAN GET THAT SETTLED BEFOREHAND I THINK WE'RE ALL SET, DUB.

[speeding]

I wonder if I could convince people to drop the "evil" and just call me overlord? Then eventually they'll forget the whole reason behind it all and believe I am, indeed, the rightful overlord.

More clothing on loan is not something I'll object to dude!